Here at Tabs the Cat Industries, LLC, we pride ourselves in our ability to not only celebrate the Easter holiday with joy, but to patrol our vast territory for intruders while we do it. Unfortunately, today the ball was dropped.
Instead of doing our regular pre-dawn patrol, Rosie decided to sleep in a little bit. (She’s been reading a lot about the mind-body connection and how important rest is to maximizing brain power.)
Sadly, that extra two hours of sleep allowed the local hooligans, a.k.a. the squirrels, crows, turkeys and perhaps other small children or rude adults, to bust into several candy-filled eggs before today’s Easter hunt even began.
Several prize eggs were raided for their Cadbury chocolate treasures. Needless to say, I think Tabs would have been shocked.
Speaking of Tabs, he loved Easter, and not just because he envisioned himself as a hunter amongst the bunny and chick prey. He also loved wearing pastels and felt that they popped on his fur. Pink was his color, for sure.
Rosie did eventually do some patrolling outside this morning. When I asked her about how she felt about the egg fiasco, she just mumbled something about statistics and random chance, and then started scratching a formula into the dirt while ignoring me completely.
She’s a cat of science; what can I say? I couldn’t be mad at her.
I hope you had a happy Easter and got plenty of Easter candy. ?
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,